7 Ugly Sweaters

November 30, 2016

On the seventh day of Deckmas, my true love gave to me...

Ugly sweaters. Every grandparent's gift given to mortified, disappointed children during the holidays. Only as adults do we cherish and covet these knitted abominations, scouring thrift shops, holiday bazaars and discount shops for the tackiest of garments. Some are more successful than others.

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1. Bailey says this is more adorable than ugly. Always a fine line, between adorable and ugly.

2. Bob knew it would take some Santa brows and a hat to tie this sweater together. Well done Bob.

3. Don’t feed this Gremlins sweater after midnight. 

4. If your sweater just isn’t ugly enough, don’t hesitate to accessorize with some Xmas bazaar swag.  

5. During the off-season Santa slays intergalactic dragons on his space unicorn. 

2. Wow. Just wow.


1. Stop by the merch booth to look your worst this year at #DTHB

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