Best #TextsWeGetAtTheEnd of the week: April 8

Somebody hide the mom gravy before it's too late.

April 8, 2016
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Every week, we here at The End have a lot of very interesting comments, tweets and texts come into the studio and we thought it unfair to not share them with you, the good people of the internet. Here are the best #Texts(and tweets)WeGetAtTheEnd of the week!

1. It's warm, but please put on some pants.

The world is a beautiful place, and Seattle is one of it's finest gems, but that doesn't mean we get to go around Porky Piggin' it just because we are warm.

2. Why didn't we think of that....

*writing furiously* Must trademark Turd Shirt™

3. I don't want to know what mom gravy. PLEASE do not send us mom gravy.

I don't know what the protocol is on Camano Island, but Mom Gravy can stay there forever. K thnx.

4. Tragedy

But seriously, who goes to the bathroom without their phone these days?

5. So, that's totally a good thing, right?

Yeah, I don't know that being hit repeatedly with a cannoli (FTFY) would bother me all that much seeing, as humans, we have a cannoli self-defense system built in - our mouth.

6. Funny thing about our farts is....

we recycle them to heat the studio in the winter. Doesn't everyone do that?