No One:... Some Guy: Why are they called Triscuits?

When the answer way out delivers the effort!

October 1, 2020
Triscuit crackers

by Gregr


How does Triscuit do it? How do they make those tasty little ultra dry yet irresistable crackers that I love with all of my salty heart?

Obviously, they're made by Nabisco elves. Duh. 

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A guy called Sage Boggs is an incredible (likely stoned) human who dove much deeper into the legend of the Triscuit asking the question - what does that name even mean? 

Tri: 3? No. NO?! WHAT!
'scuit: Biscuit? Yes.

The jouney begins:

Now, I see the date stamp on there, I realize I'm late to the party, but I couldn't stop!


Electricity Biscuits?! WHY WOULD YOU SHORTEN THAT NAME!!

So that's how you keep a Pikachu after you catch it!