No One:... Some Guy: Why are they called Triscuits?

When the answer way out delivers the effort!

October 1, 2020
Triscuit crackers

by Gregr

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How does Triscuit do it? How do they make those tasty little ultra dry yet irresistable crackers that I love with all of my salty heart?

Obviously, they're made by Nabisco elves. Duh. 

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A guy called Sage Boggs is an incredible (likely stoned) human who dove much deeper into the legend of the Triscuit asking the question - what does that name even mean? 

Tri: 3? No. NO?! WHAT!
'scuit: Biscuit? Yes.

The jouney begins:

Now, I see the date stamp on there, I realize I'm late to the party, but I couldn't stop!

SHUT THE FRONT DOOR?!?

Electricity Biscuits?! WHY WOULD YOU SHORTEN THAT NAME!!

So that's how you keep a Pikachu after you catch it!