Dave Chappelle

Dave Chappelle Dropped a Social Distance Special

"Normally I wouldn't show you something so unrefined, I hope you understand."
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Dallas, Vancouver, and San Jose all walk into an Orlando for some freaky group stuff with Seattle, Fartland gets picked last, and we’re going to tell Group F we are just going out for a pack of smokes then leave them in Florida. MLS is Back Tournament draw is...back? No Gregr, so go give us 69...
Black Lives Matter painted on Pine Street in Seattle

Seattle's Pine Street Painted with "Black Lives Matter"

Starting near sundown, protestors added some fresh paint to East Pine Street in Seattle.
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MLS is Back and Chicago finally has a chance to win the World Cup. Scuba Steve knows that July and August could spell disaster for the Sounders, but we’ll all be up at 6am to see how it goes. Would you want to see this tournament every year? Also, hot jaw massage!
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YES! Soccer Is Back and the Format is Incredible!

Tournament play begins July 8 in Orlando and I AM HERE FOR IT!
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George Floyd to Be Laid to Rest in Houston Today

Thousands are expected to pay their respects to George Floyd in Houston, Texas, over the next two days, starting with a public viewing on June 8, followed by a private funeral on June 9.
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Our DEFINITELY weekly look into Seattle Sounders FC. We could be getting close to an MLS return unless players and the league can’t figure out who gets Danny Leyva in the custody battle and how to spend as little time in Orlando as possible. Also, find out which stadium in California is certified...