Seattle Defiance FC are ok at soccer, but not too great at baseball it turns out. To their own demise, they did not take our advice and start Big Boi up top, or start anybody we thought they would for that matter. Off to Columbus to face an angry toddler coaching a bunch of dudes who may or may not...
Chowder Hates Fireworks

Tips to Keep Your Dog Safe July 4th Weekend!

Fourth of July is this week and I’m going to drink a beer for every year America has celebrated freedom. Someone just reminded me that means 242 bees: I'm gonna need Friday off... Well, to celebrate America being at war for 2225 of our 242 years, I’ll just blow a bunch of stuff up with colorful...
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The Sounders’ designated survivor Alfonso Ocampo-Chavez is the last forward left on the roster, and he’s our only hope as the Sounders host Whitecaps in the Chad Marshall Memorial Cup (He’s not dead, just dead to us). Now that he’s retired, can Gregr borrow his hamstrings for karate? Stefan Frei is...