The army of clones in Rave Green march their way back home to decisively (and terrifyingly) beat the Red Bulls, but it’s the next few that count. We talk fans leaving, V-Rod coming back, and the weird feels of a quiet stadium.

With 5 Matches Left in 2019, Sunday Is Massive

With five matches remaining, Sounders FC need some big wins.
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A ragtag group of children go to Colorado and get beat by a bleached brazilian who may or may not have a brazilian. We join Fan Outrage to get mad at international breaks and talk about just how much the next 5 matches mean for the Sounders. Buckle up, because Wavictor Wadriguez has the wheel, and...
Just like Sumo in September, we’re back! Just in time to see LITERALLY (not literally) EVERY PLAYER leave. Sounders break out the jazz piano for Kitman to play left back (‘member when we had 3?) and Cristian Roldan is best friends with Ciara. Colorado is bad, but Hey baby, they hear the blues a-...
Short is a funny thing to put before mentioning Walter Jones - he's a big man. We're the same height and I could easily hide behind this wall of muscle and stuff great for building a wall! It’s tough not to over do it when someone so kind and humble comes in, but it’s the tales we tell of times...