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Not THAT kind of chicken

Here's what Marshawn's "chicken" is all about

It will definitely get you more Skittles...
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Sounders will lose one player, but who will it be? Find out next week on true survivor! Or skip ahead to 24:00 as we dish out our end of season awards to see who won “Most Handsomest,” and the “Worst at Drug Tests” (really was a one-horse show). Come to our end of season party if you’re legally...

Post Season Podcast Party: Flatstick Pub Pioneer Square

Thanks for a super fun season of podcasts! We're having a party to celebrate the fun: We got the back "Sunflower Room" so we'd have some space! Flatstick Pub, if you haven't been, is full of fun including mini-golf and something called duffelboard that I think they invented. LISTEN: Full 90 Extra...
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Come to our party on November 23 at Flatstick Pub! 3pm-6pm, 21+, free games! Sounders won the cup, but more importantly, does that make them Yokozuna? We disagree about whether or not the first half was bad, but agree that trophies are good. Hold my Turfboni, I’m going in.

I Love Seattle Sounders FC

Regardless of what happens on Sunday at CenturyLink Field, I'm Sounders Til I Die. We've had the most fun and made the best memories over 11 seasons. My first ever match, Fredy Montero, Freddie Ljungberg, Sebastian Le Toux, KASEY FREAKIN' KELLER, Steve Zakuani, Taylor Graham, and of course, scruffy...
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Smoke Bomb at the March to the Match

Why It's the Biggest March to the Match Ever!

Imagine 69,000+ people headed to the match and a championship title on the line!
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The grudge match to end all grudge matches, at least until the 2020 MLS Cup Final between these two teams again. Tune into EhBC to watch the Rave Green take down Michael Baldley in the three-match. How early is too early to drink, and what infinity stone gets released when Roman Torres and Xavier...
In the least probable outcome, Seattle Sounders FC beat LAFC and Toronto dethroned reigning champs, Atlanta, meaning that for Seattle fans, the cup stops here! Pay Raul Ruidiaz every one of the Peruvian Sol he signed up for (it's a lot - like 20+ Nouhou's worth), Nouhou uses Train-volley +6 to...
Who knew that the best defense was not playing defense at all?! Turns out single-elimination soccer is super fun (and terrifying but mostly fun), especially when you unleash the choo-choo. This week, Sounders could pull the plug on Rimando’s career if anyone is still able to walk after 420 minutes...