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We Need to Start a Flag Football Team...

There's nothing quite like walking on the field at CenturyLink for a good cause!
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Just like Sumo in September, we’re back! Just in time to see LITERALLY (not literally) EVERY PLAYER leave. Sounders break out the jazz piano for Kitman to play left back (‘member when we had 3?) and Cristian Roldan is best friends with Ciara. Colorado is bad, but Hey baby, they hear the blues a-...
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Short is a funny thing to put before mentioning Walter Jones - he's a big man. We're the same height and I could easily hide behind this wall of muscle and stuff great for building a wall! It’s tough not to over do it when someone so kind and humble comes in, but it’s the tales we tell of times...
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Yes, we had THAT conversation. Could you fire your own dad? Sounders‘ new dad is Zlatan and they are one bad result from being below the line. Cascadia Cup is up for grabs as Sounders travel to a LITERAL butt to play the Timbers, a team they haven’t beat this year. Don’t buy Timber Joey’s Etsy...
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Russell Wilson completes takeover of Seattle buying part of the Sounders from Joe Roth, which paves the way for linebacker Roman Torres. Listen to Ciara do 1-2 Step-overs while figuring who exactly owns the Sounders now and if we should be cool with this.
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Macklemore, Russell Wilson, Ciara Part Owners of Sounders FC

Seattle Sounders FC announced that co-owner Joe Roth has sold his stake in the MLS side with eleven Seattle families picking up the shares to each become partial owners of the team. Adrian Hanauer and his Hanauer Fútbol group acquired more shares and retain the majority. by Jane Gersowitz //...
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Sounders are facing the two biggest matches of the season and could end up anywhere between second and eighth depending on how it goes. Fan Outrage is BACK and it’s pissed about three matches in eight days. Sounders made two new signings, and playing FIFA might have told us how the next two matches...
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No more GAM or TAM, it’s all about what we do with the BAM. Roman Torres got Samurai Jacked and now the Sounders back line us up against it this week. Bruce and the Revolution visit to make Doves Cry. Revs are heading up as Sounders head down, it’ll be a match that could show for both teams what...
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Have we seen the last of Brad Bradsmith? Sounders get three points in Houston with a Jordan Morris sombrero, and another dude coming untucked, but next up it’s some people from Kansas (or Missouri who tf knows) with a weird old mascot! A new signing could be on the way, but that could mean the end...
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Hint - if you see a Portland goalkeeper outside the CenturyLink parking garage, tell him he sucks. We preview the match against Houston who are doing an opposite Sounders, but who effing cares we’re all still mad about last week. Where is Arreaga? Can we all do karate like Zlatan? Buy Clint Dempsey...
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