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Ozzie Alonso’s force ghost is back and he has a chip on his shoulder. Sounders sneak away from the Longest (not underwater) bar in North America because of Jordan Morris’ sexy feet, and they need three points to secure second in the west. Arreaga has a case of the soft reds (hey, Pepto Bismol) just...
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Sounders FC are in Pemco commercial standoff “you have the last piece, no really I mean it, you sure? Does anyone else want it? No no I’m actually full anyway, are you for real sure?” fight for a spot in the playoffs with six other teams. Seattle travels to the Longest Outdoor Bar in North America...
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The army of clones in Rave Green march their way back home to decisively (and terrifyingly) beat the Red Bulls, but it’s the next few that count. We talk fans leaving, V-Rod coming back, and the weird feels of a quiet stadium.
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ECS walked out of the match 9/15/2019

The Weirdest Sounders FC Match I've Ever Been To

It was the weirdest match of the year for sure but for a reason I never could have anticipated.
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With 5 Matches Left in 2019, Sunday Is Massive

With five matches remaining, Sounders FC need some big wins.
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A ragtag group of children go to Colorado and get beat by a bleached brazilian who may or may not have a brazilian. We join Fan Outrage to get mad at international breaks and talk about just how much the next 5 matches mean for the Sounders. Buckle up, because Wavictor Wadriguez has the wheel, and...
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We Need to Start a Flag Football Team...

There's nothing quite like walking on the field at CenturyLink for a good cause!
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Just like Sumo in September, we’re back! Just in time to see LITERALLY (not literally) EVERY PLAYER leave. Sounders break out the jazz piano for Kitman to play left back (‘member when we had 3?) and Cristian Roldan is best friends with Ciara. Colorado is bad, but Hey baby, they hear the blues a-...
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Short is a funny thing to put before mentioning Walter Jones - he's a big man. We're the same height and I could easily hide behind this wall of muscle and stuff great for building a wall! It’s tough not to over do it when someone so kind and humble comes in, but it’s the tales we tell of times...
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Yes, we had THAT conversation. Could you fire your own dad? Sounders‘ new dad is Zlatan and they are one bad result from being below the line. Cascadia Cup is up for grabs as Sounders travel to a LITERAL butt to play the Timbers, a team they haven’t beat this year. Don’t buy Timber Joey’s Etsy...
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