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Three huge points at home before traveling mid-week to the worst team in the Western Conference, San Jose Turdquakes. It's a pretty serious statement about how we should as fans be proud of our team still because it could be MUCH worse. One player says "you can't suspend me" by injuring his...
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Following a pretty decent three-game roadtrip, Sounders FC go throwback and welcome Vancouver to town. Match 19, Saturday at 1p, CenturyLink Stadium. Hoping to see Raul Ruidiaz get some minutes bc goals. Wonderful fan outrage from last weekend in Atlanta. And live on the cast we will (won't) eat a...
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A win and a draw in the first two games of a three-game road trip is pretty dope. The biggest road challenge of the year happens Sunday in Atlanta - a team whose stadium has the most unfortunate of nicknames. Expect more firepower from Seattle up top, but also, they're gonna need to have it...
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A win and a draw in the first two games of a three-game road trip is pretty dope. The biggest road challenge of the year happens Sunday in Atlanta - a team whose stadium has the most unfortunate of nicknames. Expect more firepower from Seattle up top, but also, they're gonna need to have it...
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This week we learned that Obafemi Martins aka Mr. Martins has earings almost as tall as his standing height, Ochocinco wants to beat your ass at FIFA, Sounders FC have a daunting week ahead against one crap and one not so crap team. Please hit us with a review on Apple Podcasts/iTunes - or better...
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Is Brian Schmetzer the right guy for the job, regardless of whether or not he has the locker room? Our podcast is the reason the Sounders aren't very good (that, and itchy nipples).
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After we work our way through terrorist-metal (the worst music genre), we have a ton of ground to cover including: an embarrassing loss, huge win, and the biggest boi at the 2018 World Cup.
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We wrote Sounders FC into a horror movie starring a ragtag group of teenagers, their geology teacher (Chad Marshall), a curmudgeonly parent chaperone (Clint Dempsey), and a guidance counselor who insists you "Just call him Brian."

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We Figured Out How To Solve The Boring Soccer Problem

After their third bye-week (tri-bye?) in only nine matches, Sounders FC are finally heading back to competition this weekend and it's at home so at least the in-game beers will be $9.75... This season is proving to be quite the challenge for a team that now just skips the middle man and travels...
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