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NFL Week 13 Preview:Thanksgiving MVP

I introduced green bean casserole to an entire family over Thanksgiving and let me tell you, I feel like a real life superhero. It felt really good to contribute to a celebration and not just be the dude who ate all the white meat. Look for me in Avengers 4, you guys! New Orleans vs Dallas- When I...
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NFL Week 12 Preview: Happy Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving, you guys! What a special day of food, family, and football. Do you know what I’m thankful for this year? Dorcas Reilly. That’s right, Dorcas Reilly. I'm thankful for her because she is the woman responsible for the creation of my favorite Thanksgiving side dish (stuffing...
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NFL Week 11 Preview: Make it Quick

I took a day off on Monday, to decompress and what not and it was nice. What was not nice, was that by doing so it letf me with a short week to get all my work done. Thats the thing about days off, they kind of screw you in the end. All the stress and tension that you thought you washed away during...
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The weirdest season ended in an appropriately strange way. One helluva battle broke out at CenturyLink featuring extra time, tons of goals, and the dreaded penalty kick shootout. Things may not have gone Seattle's way, but it's hard to imagine a more exciting soccer match to decide the fate of the...
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NFL Week 9 Preview:

I got in to a car accident last week, and it sucks. Don't drive like jerks, you guys. Carolina vs Pittsburgh - Le'Veon Bell is back in Pittsburgh! Playing basketball at the local LA Fitness! THEY DON'T GIVE OUT FANTASY FOOTBALL POINTS FOR JUMPERS LE'VEON, GET TO WORK!!!! Seriously though, if you...
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This week on Full 90 Extra Time, Sounders have their back up against a wall but at least the referee isn't laughing at them as they pretend they are a helicopter in the corner. Find out how Sounders advance to the next round. Also, we originally uploaded this with a title that, while unintentional...
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NFL Week 9: Make Halloween Great Again

Happy Halloween friends! I hope you are enjoying this blog with a full sized Snickers stolen successfully from your kid's candy stash. I find Snickers pairs best with red hot football takes personally. I miss trick or treating and think that its a crime against humanity that we collectively decided...
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Sunday's match was the last three seasons wrapped up into 90 minutes - A sloppy first half with a new signing coming to the rescue! Sounders set a record,  somehow earn a bye, and #FanOutrage hits close to home. See you all at the Musem of Monstercross.
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NFL Week 8 Preview: These Picks Are Haunted

Halloween is upon us once again, and once again I have failed in my mission to visit a "real" haunted house. Maybe one of these years I won't wait until October 25th to start looking at potential sites? DOUBTFUL. You ever been to one? I remember once when I was in high school a friend and I went on...
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NFL Week 6 Preview: 'Ello Guv'nah!

The Seahawks play The Raiders this week in London! What a great excuse to wake up early, eat some baked beans for breakfast (still weird) and say things like "guvnah!" and "cheerio!" all day until you pass out from too many Boddingtons. Like REAL Brits! Except the NFL idiots moved the game to the...
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