NFL Week 9: Make Halloween Great Again

Happy Halloween friends! I hope you are enjoying this blog with a full sized Snickers stolen successfully from your kid's candy stash. I find Snickers pairs best with red hot football takes personally. I miss trick or treating and think that its a crime against humanity that we collectively decided...
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Sunday's match was the last three seasons wrapped up into 90 minutes - A sloppy first half with a new signing coming to the rescue! Sounders set a record,  somehow earn a bye, and #FanOutrage hits close to home. See you all at the Musem of Monstercross.

NFL Week 8 Preview: These Picks Are Haunted

Halloween is upon us once again, and once again I have failed in my mission to visit a "real" haunted house. Maybe one of these years I won't wait until October 25th to start looking at potential sites? DOUBTFUL. You ever been to one? I remember once when I was in high school a friend and I went on...
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NFL Week 6 Preview: 'Ello Guv'nah!

The Seahawks play The Raiders this week in London! What a great excuse to wake up early, eat some baked beans for breakfast (still weird) and say things like "guvnah!" and "cheerio!" all day until you pass out from too many Boddingtons. Like REAL Brits! Except the NFL idiots moved the game to the...
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NFL Week 5 Preview:

The Legion of Boom era officially ended in disappointing fashion last week when safety Earl Thomas went down with a broken leg. Thomas, as you know, was engaged in a war of words with the team regarding his contract, but unlike Steelers RB Le'Veon Bell, who has decided to sit out until he gets his...
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4-0 makes for a lot of silliness, so does Gregr drinking two beers before we start...
The Bite of Seattle could take on a whole new meaning. Our new central defense pairing is out of this world. We're gonna need someone to make the dopest Full 90 Extra Time shirts of ever. Listen up! 

NFL Week 4 Preview: That's a flag!

Before we begin, I want to acknowledge that the only thing more annoying than complaining about your fantasy football players is complaining about the refs. That said, I AM GOING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THE REFS. Seriously, what the hell is going on this year with the roughing the passer penalties? Just...
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Ever since Gregr got back from Europe, someone left the hamstring ripper plugged in. We're not saying it was him, but also, pretty big coincidence... Seattle is still one foot in on the playoffs hokey pokey, but they've got many fans (us) worried. The word "turd" gets thrown around alot and we...

NFL Week 3 Preview: RIP Russell Wilson?

Last weekend I had a chance to play in a charity flag football tournament for the Crohn's and Colitis Foundation and let me tell you, it was amazing. Not only did we get to play on Century Link Field, but Cliff Avril, Walter Jones, and Marcus Hahnemman were on my squad, along with a bunch of your...
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