193 - It's A Crap!

Monday, April 9th

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Together seek it was a rough one man I did this week there's a lot going on this weekend very eventful I got sick drizzle all my life is like wait weren't you hanging out with him when he was complaining about being sick yeah I'm Mike gaffe but I know like connect those two things together and she's like stay away from me. Wasn't a bug was like a flu. Per share I think you know is aid double whammy of the Fed him for sure reality hum and I would not I generally would not throw sending under the bus but in this scenario. You saw me that on Iraq to me that Kenyan red army that it doesn't speak well. Pun intended of our virtual reality of the hole right. But it that's specific thing that we Roger was Roth you rather have a meeting that's not in your office in your office because you couldn't get up yet and militarily even later that I backed. Great it was so bad. You may how bad was that everyone should sit down before you listen has paused for a second sit down OK got it on pause skip lunch dude who and it was a label lunch now that's free lunch from anywhere that I want. I won't launch yes I had to pass and is added I had a hard know that I was like can't do so I think that started and I think they follows like he whatever happens to your stomach when you get sick. Stayed in there and don't know and I innately oysters. And then put those two things together and who do you next morning was a rough one. It most embarrassing part of it was. Us today at. Deal smoked Joe's house. And I thought I got my girlfriend. What what did you say don't smoke she produces its motion she's not done. I looked up at the two met as and should look makes you disappear yeah. She's not a real smoke and not also a magician from. Figment of my imagination on how early to imagine ribs ya. Just. Man I woke up he replaced old smoke show pressure. I woke is so embarrassing and we don't know that we all know my trials and tribulations with using the bathroom and not my bathroom yeah. Specifically front of your hot girlfriend that's not a good thing to do please don't use the bathroom from a hot girlfriend also Purdue which. Which is not there yet Iowa gut and men it was it like. Hey dog. UD got here this time like you gotta go. Now not like right now as a she'd like gets up goes takes a shower and she's in there and I am like grabbing my clothes. Packing my stuff tire in my shoes as soon as that water turn over the I got a she's over are you OK note super. It's yet to. The fact is that. He proclaimed that the shrubs. Don't go badgers are. A say get an acting up like forty hours now is down for the count the river snapped a poop no highly I'd prefer to keep. This in dummies don't even get any ideas are some friends that are into that no I don't think that's cool I'm would deal. I know it has gone and the worst is like you know. She's really understanding the super coaches that came and thank if you are sick teach you much of the book for kids everybody and know she's thinking you can be sick it can be sick at my you can be sick in my apartment to as like no. No no. It's like it's like oh what's his name I'd Tim meadows in ninety comes you don't want to ended his Jewish and I think and then at eight. Gatti here NATO one ended Florida's known Dallara has a great movie about a I haven't seen an admittedly not so good causes that she can of the thing that stands out the most to me about the move is so good. So yes I won the Oscar than your rent from us yeah yeah yeah yeah. MS director known talks about it but yeah and. So I was out for like 48 hours man I recognized the worst the most annoying part is in the bar streak ended. That was I was over a year at that point which really isn't all of its metal has been like a year I think the last amend our does an amateur that as a reflex stuff. That's like a year and a half ago I know which is that's the most disappointing part. The Tyndall of our foot I've been over drinking we have another public had Beers like yeah there is pleasure or do you stay where Murat she's terrified of it. Share and I get that she's she made me more uncomfortable with a as a result of because like her displeasure with that is so high that it makes me uncomfortable now yeah and electronics. I just secondhand. Discomfort right yet regret and they now file like they can Beers or whenever I come to bed she's like. These are okay. And Alec are you okay because I used to Lou kemba is like I can handle you Barton to get the hell out of you right Herrera and you take your balcony on the couch but he saw a federally managed my game for four years now. Like it's been like war right flats and on. Good for you know all the other public wave fewer hang overs now in my life as a result to which race 'cause. Why can that line between like MI too drunk and MI so drunken little lose it is a terrible idea walk yet. And I haven't had to do that as much yes that was the downs and only him but they did there was an outside group addressed in the news again yeah Costco. He never gonna cost Ellen Costello Afghan air thrill. To the main voice Tesco and boy there is ever eight America this is why the terrorists who dislike people want us to burn. Cost goes the reasons. I would argue that. I'm gonna I'm Norwalk this lineup and then I would argue that the other make a superstores. Get. That potential that the toughest sheriff. Fed those ones are membership they are not membership base Cianci get a slight lead different level of contentment share. I feel like the George take a peek into early ninety's Garrard. Hit it if it like price club yeah tea before it was Costco price playa. And and Tom Dolan the press club that was the problem. That was like. The height of American conservatism. Like while bella do we have a while bush in office at all you know and I were nuke the crap out of the brown people well also you can save 47 cents on Eminem's. Ayalon did that play is the first thing I sciele is a 64 inch TV for like in her box. And my partly as stern as like Bridget that pathetic. This is an is that this is a terrible idea was and I think it was your idea just just remember this was your idea you did this. And as a no rest of the day were literally going pass every scene of England we get that. Page picture we get 42 pounds of potatoes. I needed three sleeping bags. Why get one when you can get 3 I am razors now for the year cash very exciting and still expensive still expensive year. Probably know like three years dude. No year I think it's an effort a year you shave never shrew. True. But I rest my case your interpret the fact that. Maybe your right know how many did you buy more than 30 yes indeed more than three razor blades a little. Oh yeah Gallic diva elect a twelve pack right. I think it's more than that even if they got a twenty users to go through. Two or three blades a month. Is that not normal. Two month. What I like I'd listen I'm on the extreme other end okay I bought a pack of razor blades like maybe six a moment pack. Of the mach three share a bought those when I can't remember shadows of the mach three gap is so high speed dummy yet. Now I I've bought them I don't remember when anything more than three blades you're playing yourself or write stuff. On get out here you're just asking for skin this comes right get a two year old Republican donors on my neck he handled. You know what he goes missing from this month three a fourth place you trip and said no one ever now. It's some slightly you run out of things to do to make what are we how do we improve on this. It's my turn their blade on there. To be fair ever since the modernization of television and everything is watched skipping commercials and or streaming and it's a one sponsor per shown Jennifer. I don't think I'd seen. A term razor blade commercial and never. Just as big Reza take such a hit from dollar ship pulled dale and not Harry's late ray lasers. Could. And I'd go straight clean shaven if I can do with lasers who you laser faceoff I would absolutely Elizabeth what to make it used industrial aren't old you could see right there my job. After some water. Does it really be Astro low political. Those will chip unit muddy and rainy wheelchairs are not actively the world champions why is why is there a stark out of your cheek what happened Medicare. And who loses and celebrity who knows he's proven adept at a school where I know how good goalies are deleted the people still say you're alone should say you'll hear it then don't do that it's a for the bill whistling a little time you talk. Hey if Hibbert or possibly a typical over for drinking and driving the big blow to this back to obscure glee keenly feeling the next level that a couple growth you get it out. I didn't even notice I love the gleeful you would notice that worked I I lost the ability glee when a guy who was in teeth it's a shame well I now know what I'm never doing yet. Can impose if they start coming get rid of them know I minority. It is the Greek yeah yeah he was into itself O yeah Tito or like the only two people on earth well yes this is the thing. That's why we're though why is this. I keep telling people that Millicent they gave me such dirty looks great recruits such dirty Alexa. Yeah I'm but man I got the full cost of experienced pro I got yelled at by some old dude by whom. Very nice old dude yeah I call I call them rusty. He just looked like a rusty to me hey Russ the he he said stay Elaine who. And it's like I know what it. Any isn't mean mug me and I am like listen here grandpa I'll kick you right hip and that's it for you can understand you could give new red that could be up for me I can't imagine what happened tool guy the best part though was I got you a no no I got reprimanded by the girlfriend she was like dude. There are rules to this game my jerk off don't you think accused totally she's like their rules this game which the fact that's how she said it was like all management she literally like yank the cartels like. Here's series right now suggests if you're gonna do this yet to abide by the rules and am like. I'm gonna really going to go hit that guy with discard I'm comer on the corner but I would Timonen is gonna be awesome it's river and other cultures. Get to Costco because. Some of them with the rules of how we do that stuff as a culture don't. Exceeds the borders of America and so it's like kind of a free for all of some cost goes because you can vital these other. And yet to come in the told sort country and everything but they don't come with. Years and years and years of being hammered into doing things a certain way and it could be a real hot announced it was out rate elevenths I had a couple questions liking out of their first question being. Center says yeah it's just weird questions okay. Anyone need like three leaders of would offered reserve. It's delicious but like in this bottle is like. You can uses a coffee table. That's a lot of boots sent us the cookies sub dummy. I like wood for reserve let me be clear this is not a knock on the the actual liquor it's not on the size of this bottles like offensive it was like a white guy Greg is linked. When Magnum is that they call it the gigantic channels on my god the computer drinks for counsel Bruce I'm fine with good giant huge size of it it's the how do you wield it like you're would you like to break this. That's like. That's all is like Kelly coming to Korea and all are coming home from work you gonna go to lunches some of Cormier drink a little cream. To come and it's probably for kids actually but like you can like build a crane at home like. Remodeled the twist the real thing picket picket people look like what's up the opening scene answered that question I guess I take a back and back in. My second question was do you wait for the people regular free samples to give you the spiel before you walk away Ernie just take it around do they are they are in PCs than on actually living you know this FF. It's really funny. Probably accurate. I say thank you every time that I like messes up there like. You know it's Leah. Erica a lot of froze and I shave. Comes in 32 ounce packages only seven and I'm like thanks to the like not out there while you're. I'm gonna out of there before the map to start the spill over again that's interesting to muscle the entire country of Japan has also NPC is just for that. And a visa I definitely can't. I read a thing and people criticizing the isle of dogs yeah I've read about and it reduces everybody down to. Ito started that is that only that started that really perpetuated it and got it Beagle is our friend mostly. Her psychiatrist. How will it yet he had he is a big threat and the tutors goodness. What I came back from Japan it was very strange because we go shopping into these. Chops. And there'd be a person who would just be doing in mindless task over and over VA a one woman was specifically. Doing wrapping paper stuff which is wrapping things and to some little lock in and what do you there's a rapper who are here now a Japanese battle rapper Sparano the rapid enough not to far. Okay this decision had moved right back so she was but she was rapping in the every time someone like every like it was like on a track like every 4560 seconds she would save one of the welcome phrase is I can't I don't know always this element CAA's and disoriented and every exchange that happened was one of three things are what happened and so. To defend mine and Clinton broad comment that I just made. Yeah so. I find that to be a weird thing and then a link via the lines for gas there are so aggressive like holy smokes. It's it's read my wheel house of being angry flick it's like that's like exactly the type within the mission of real mad and I love it. That was that that was my take away was inside was not as bad is. Annie Allen on Sunday so I mean I was I was expecting are you at it and yeah I was expect that's all everyone was saying that he picked the wrong and it ago. But also I was like well I want the full experience I mean is this the right date ago. But inside wasn't so bad. It was. It was getting out of the party line going past the gas the gas lines like this is outrageous it was likes. It was like mad Max in the park and inside was great which was due to the wanted to shoreline account. Best thing I saw the best thing I saw the entire time was this like. Is fifteen pound team of shepherd's pie just like. No need that guy didn't come conflicts mashed potatoes this one fan we need. That's that if I would had a family like I totally shot there. Due to get a poke Abell who hooked supposed to do it I don't president a friend Amanda Sosa man a suddenly she's the one that was like you gotta get the broken Abel took a bucks and it's great equality among. I meant. But it'll ever meek has brewers being and so she doesn't mean anything like a tub of poking an icon which Rita can hear it's like a full on salad container. Yeah full of race that was loaded that was my biggest problem the whole thing was like everything looked really good now but it's like I don't need eighteen pounds of butter lettuce. You have to be the type of person that's committed to finishing. You have to because. I've bought six dollars worth of smoked outta the other day right and that call a wedge about a holding up I can yet sure who cares as is like a slice of pizza. You have only like it's dense 'cause it's OJ PGC area. And you know all all go at it two or three times and then throw away four dollar for the G question would you literally eat a slice of Pete's if it was all just mean if she's the whole thing with men and a cheese. I mean I'm effectively doing that by going home another hole sliced that would obviously never approved again but like if if if I think he's the with a but they pretty Laurie will get that same chunk of not. 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I hate to say that this happens does something that is tone deaf in order to get attention. Today oh yeah I haven't seen us now. The Harry kind of Lou I think raises them just. Pointed out that. Up through the character from his childhood was just like a pretty. This is he made a movie about it. And there was some or documentary about how tough is already this is old news so then the Simpsons addressed last night and they did it in a very kind of obtuse way that was like OSHA could just let the things that we're in the past be the past month the president the president use the to that effect right. And and her jumper culture to opera you do have to leave cracked the certain behaviors in the past and learn from the going to bat cracks rate. But the way that they handle that he was like cool another thing that I was not like half the Simpsons. I was just like hey this is a weird thing of our past we should have a talk about this and they were just like talk. That was his take away on it in his own words though not a mine so. Like the fallout from that is going to be really interesting winner of that show going to be retired though man he needs to right. Rick Scott's. This is Michael Scott my brother nano taking on the new seasons of the office gray Andrew Luck. It's an old football player aren't working yet. Has tagged music Monday's senate to mount joy so Delhi's. She goes into them in a second air national library week with the librarian it's where the hole most go to master Bates. You've been listening to our dumb podcast they're Smart Smart like a fox. Freeway email these idiots are dumb podcast that she. Gmail.com. Phone them on Twitter at our dump podcast or eight record and that man child and victory for our young podcast is brought to you by. Guys around me university. Got crap. Just a microphone so few people with the.