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NFL Week 16 Preview: Happy Holidays to Everyone But Niners Fans

Hey Happy Holidays, you guys! This will be the official last thing I do before I head out for vacation so get ready for 80% effort. I hope you get all the presents, eat all the food, and survive extended time with your families. Thanks to you, I get to live out my dream each and every day and thats...
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NFL Week 15 Preview:

Thanks to everyone who came out to Deck the Hall Ball earlier this week. What a great time, amirite? We should do that again next year. LA Chargers vs Kansas City - Phillip Rivers and the Chargers deserved the win last night for their gutsy decision to go for two on the the last play of the game. I...
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NFL Week 14 Preview: Which Avenger Would You Start A Franchise With?

You ever have one of those days where you perfectly blend being lazy and productive? You get all your work done, and yet you totally donk off as well. The best. As we get ready to ring in the new year, I hope your 2019 is filled with days like that. And tacos. Jacksonville vs Tennessee - Not sure...
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NFL Week 13 Preview:Thanksgiving MVP

I introduced green bean casserole to an entire family over Thanksgiving and let me tell you, I feel like a real life superhero. It felt really good to contribute to a celebration and not just be the dude who ate all the white meat. Look for me in Avengers 4, you guys! New Orleans vs Dallas- When I...
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NFL Week 12 Preview: Happy Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving, you guys! What a special day of food, family, and football. Do you know what I’m thankful for this year? Dorcas Reilly. That’s right, Dorcas Reilly. I'm thankful for her because she is the woman responsible for the creation of my favorite Thanksgiving side dish (stuffing...
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NFL Week 11 Preview: Make it Quick

I took a day off on Monday, to decompress and what not and it was nice. What was not nice, was that by doing so it letf me with a short week to get all my work done. Thats the thing about days off, they kind of screw you in the end. All the stress and tension that you thought you washed away during...
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NFL Week 9 Preview:

I got in to a car accident last week, and it sucks. Don't drive like jerks, you guys. Carolina vs Pittsburgh - Le'Veon Bell is back in Pittsburgh! Playing basketball at the local LA Fitness! THEY DON'T GIVE OUT FANTASY FOOTBALL POINTS FOR JUMPERS LE'VEON, GET TO WORK!!!! Seriously though, if you...
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NFL Week 9: Make Halloween Great Again

Happy Halloween friends! I hope you are enjoying this blog with a full sized Snickers stolen successfully from your kid's candy stash. I find Snickers pairs best with red hot football takes personally. I miss trick or treating and think that its a crime against humanity that we collectively decided...
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NFL Week 7 Preview: Get this bread

If you win the lottery this weekend, would you buy the Seahawks? I know I would, and I'm not even a fan! I'd buy all sorts of dumb stuff too, and laugh maniacally the whole time. That would be the best part about being a billionaire, doing ridiculous things despite the warnings of your accountants...
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NFL Week 6 Preview: 'Ello Guv'nah!

The Seahawks play The Raiders this week in London! What a great excuse to wake up early, eat some baked beans for breakfast (still weird) and say things like "guvnah!" and "cheerio!" all day until you pass out from too many Boddingtons. Like REAL Brits! Except the NFL idiots moved the game to the...
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