Seahawks

NFL Week 7 Preview: Get this bread

If you win the lottery this weekend, would you buy the Seahawks? I know I would, and I'm not even a fan! I'd buy all sorts of dumb stuff too, and laugh maniacally the whole time. That would be the best part about being a billionaire, doing ridiculous things despite the warnings of your accountants...
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NFL Week 6 Preview: 'Ello Guv'nah!

The Seahawks play The Raiders this week in London! What a great excuse to wake up early, eat some baked beans for breakfast (still weird) and say things like "guvnah!" and "cheerio!" all day until you pass out from too many Boddingtons. Like REAL Brits! Except the NFL idiots moved the game to the...
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NFL Week 5 Preview:

The Legion of Boom era officially ended in disappointing fashion last week when safety Earl Thomas went down with a broken leg. Thomas, as you know, was engaged in a war of words with the team regarding his contract, but unlike Steelers RB Le'Veon Bell, who has decided to sit out until he gets his...
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NFL Week 4 Preview: That's a flag!

Before we begin, I want to acknowledge that the only thing more annoying than complaining about your fantasy football players is complaining about the refs. That said, I AM GOING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THE REFS. Seriously, what the hell is going on this year with the roughing the passer penalties? Just...
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Seahawks to Start Offering Value Combos, Pregame Discounts

According to this wonderful tweet, looks like the Seahawks are trying to make the in stadium experience a better option for families (once you have tickets): The @seahawks will be the latest NFL team to go to value pricing, first done by Falcons. pic.twitter.com/X9poJpLNUW — Darren Rovell (@...
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NFL Week 3 Preview: RIP Russell Wilson?

Last weekend I had a chance to play in a charity flag football tournament for the Crohn's and Colitis Foundation and let me tell you, it was amazing. Not only did we get to play on Century Link Field, but Cliff Avril, Walter Jones, and Marcus Hahnemman were on my squad, along with a bunch of your...
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NFL Week 2 Preview- RIP Russell Wilson?

God bless the Redzone channel. All the joys of football without the annoying commericals, or huddles, or national anthem controversies. You barely have to listen to Joe Buck! Its all killer, no filler, baby! They should set it to an 80's hair metal soundtrack to really kick things up a notch. I...
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NFL Week 1 Preview: Football IS BACK!

The NFL is finally back, just in time to put its arm around our shoulder and remind us that everything is going to ok as those first crisp gusts of autumnal wind usher in the end of summer and the beginning of fall. Football is great, because it balances your basic tendencies to spend the next few...
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Macklemore and Ryan Lewis announce May Seattle show with Russell Wilson and Ciara

Macklemore & Ryan Lewis are getting back together for one night only in Seattle this May with the help of Russell Wilson and Ciara. All the tourist attractions in Seattle that locals should actually do On May 10, 2018 @DangeRussWilson and @ciara are joining forces with @macklemore & @...
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Michael Bennett detained, alleges excessive force by Las Vegas Police

Seattle Seahawks defensive end Michael Bennett was in Las Vegas for the Conor McGregor / Floyd Mayweather and after the fight, he was detained by police. For what? He's not exactly sure. When he and hundreds around him heard what they thought to be gunshots in the area, people started running. But...
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